Take your family to the zoo. Make sure kids and husband look cute as to not arouse suspicion.
Pick the sweetest looking Meerkat.
Take pointy stick from 6 year old. Hold souvenirs from 8 year old. Hold Camera in your right hand.
Lean over wall barrier of Meerkat exhibit to get the best possible shot.
Have husband trip and bump into you while hanging over wall.
Watch helplessly as lens cap sails over into exhibit and bonk innocent meerkat on head.
Sheepishly approach zoo keeper to report incident.
She really did tell me, "you know you aren't supposed to throw things in the exhibit."
She had to wrestle the meerkats for the lens cap. I am not sure, but they looked like they could use a Xanax.
Disclaimer: no lens caps were injured in the filming of this episode of places Sudie has been kicked out of.