I was an expert on child behavior. Then I had children.
I thought that all children were blissfully enthralled with all of their mother's quirkiness. Then my 5 year old informs me that I am embarrassing her.
I thought sometime after childbirth, I would be immune to all sicknesses. Yet I catch everything that comes through this house.
I thought that I would be able to clean up after sick children without a thought. Yet I have a world renowned gag reflex. I should not be in the medical field. yuck!
Poor little girl. My youngest was so sick at a restaraunt tonight. It was the worst I have ever seen. Some patrons were very much not nice. I do feel terrible about ruining their evening even though they were very rude to my children. The manager hid in the kitchen. So glad to be home and all cleaned up. Yuck. I am sure my mother would have done a much better job.
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